Bush War Plan Clearly Written In Crayon

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Bush War Plan Clearly Written In Crayon


LEFT: U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Zalmay Khalilzad. RIGHT: President Bush explains his new 'Plan for Victory.'

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Two and a half years after the U.S. led invasion of Iraq, President Bush unveiled his new war plan on Wednesday, a document he wrote on Tuesday night using 3 pages of blank paper and a 24-pack of Crayola crayons.

During a meeting in the Oval Office with U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Zalmay Khalilzad, the President described his new simple-but-vague war plan.

“Ok, first, it says ‘Plan for Victory’ on the front real big,” said Bush. “And it’s got an American and an Iraqi, and they’re smiling together. Just like me and my buddy Zelmar here do. Pretty nice, huh?”

The President vowed the first two steps of his plan, Operations Sit-Down and Watchdog, would both be fun and restful.


President Bush's 'Plan For Victory,' which he stayed up till 2AM on Tuesday night making.

“So, as you can see, step one is Operation Sit-Down,” said Bush. “I think I’ve said this before, but any-who, as Iraqis stand-up, we sit down! And who doesn’t love to sit down? It’s fun, and restful. Shucks, me and Zelmar’re doing it right now! He-he-he-he-he. That don’t make sense! I’m sittin’ down! So you should be standing up! Stand-up Zelmar!”


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http://www.bsnews.org/articles/098