Another parenting failure for me: two year old in time-out.

[LaraMN]

So my two-year old (Jack) would NOT for the love of Jeebus, desist from climbing on, pinching and generally aggravating his sister. He also would not hold still long enough for me to put pants on him, and swatted and swung at me when I attempted to chase him down. I tried to sit him in the designated "Time Out" chair, but he WOULD NOT stay in it. So what did I do? I got smart, I got tough.

I took the booster seat (with attached belt) off of his chair at the dinner table, sat it on the floor, strapped him in, and hollered "HAH! How do you like THAT, Jack?!" I went and unloaded the dishwasher and returned to find this:






















The little turd was crawling AND freaking WALKING around with the booster still strapped on and hanging off his backside. When he saw me, he tried to crawl under the coffee table, but he got stuck, because HE HAD A BOOSTER SEAT HANGING OFF HIS ASS! :rofl: I had to run into the kitchen, so as not to laugh hysterically in front of him.