Reply #36: Poomfy the Marshmallow

[NuttyFluffers]

then you can say things like, "aww, mellow mallow poomfy woompfy wah wah is cutesy wootsey being thirsty whirsty wit is lil' toungy woungy all out. awww....."

you'd also need a little dog vest that has an industrial strength key chain ring so that you can attach him to your cell phone or purse for major "little dog as fashion accessory" brownie points.

and then people can clasp their hands to their ears and scream in horror as they physically melt from the pulsating waves of destructive cuteness. unless they are japanese; they have become immune due to highly radioactive exposure levels of cuteness. they could only bust out their key chain of domestic pets attached to their radiating pink, jewel encrusted, chirpy happy cell phone of eternal hellfire and destruction and then there'd have to be a cuteness face-off. soon there'll be a several block crater of destruction and you'll have to do the explaining to the police as your poor accomplice could likely only give adorable 'engrish' colloquialism which would set off another wave of devastation. and then, where'd you be?

ps: don't operate any buttons on the doggie vest at the same time as using the cell phone; i'm pretty sure one of those combinations launches the missiles to thermonuclear cuteness annihilation.