Reply #19: They need perfume detectors! And a policy that anyone with perfume

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is denied entry into the plane.

And obviously this would be totally unconstitutional, but the airlines should have a lookout or two hanging out in the waiting area, checking passengers for boorish behavior, inappropriate dress, too much shit in their carry-on, looking the type of person who will constantly be hauling their oversized carry-on luggage to their seat to dig for books, magazines, snacks, water bottles, knitting, laptops, catalogs, lipstick, eye drops, eye liner, powder, hand lotion, more snakcs, another water bottle, put away the lipstick, oops need a pen, crap I dropped my book and now have to dig around, etc., and anyone showing improper eating technique, and pre-screen those people as "no flies".

We, as a country, need to stand up to the clueless, the bovine, and the boorish, and say "Look, we don't hate you personally, but these behaviors are no longer acceptable, not even on flights".