Reply #71: You have a hundred million dollars, but can only buy lotion with it.

[LaraMN]

There are gnomes hiding in your toilet, and you're afraid to go to the bathroom, because they may pop up and hit you in the butt with their pointy hats. Your car no longer runs on gasoline; you have to pedal it, and you're trying to get to an appointment for a job interview at Chuck-E-Cheese. One of your arms starts growing, and it is longer than the other one, so you have difficulty finding shirts. There is a domesticated emu living in your dining room, and he sets the table for you at dinner.