I have the world's largest zit, I got stuck in a doctor's office for 2 hours....

[Pacifist Patriot]

with 3 small children, and a show I taped last night cut off 15 minutes before it ended.

It's Bush's fault!

Hey, if Clinton can be responsible for the malfunctioning of the known universe than Bush can be responsible for my zit, my shitty morning and my inability to judge the amount of time left on a video tape.

So there!

P.S. I'm 38 years old (on Saturday) and have never, ever, in my entire life ever had a zit this fucking big before. It takes up half my chin and the pain woke me up several times last night. I kid you not! I'm officiating a wedding on Saturday, please let this be gone by then. The bride will NOT want this in the photos.