I'm watching the Duke case on 60 minutes right now, and I'm going clear something up for everyone

[sasquatch]

In America if you ever want to live a happy, fair or prosperous life, please adhere to these two guidlines I live by.

#1. Never ever live in the South.
#2. NEVER EVER LIVE IN THE SOUTH!!

I know, I know, there are nice people in the South and nice places to see, and very metropolitan cities that out class some Northern America cities, but it's still the backwards, ignorant South. It's the Western World's version of Arab Nations. I know they show you pictures of people relaxing at poolsides in bathing suits and other things but, like Arab states, are not progressive, tolerant, seeking enlightenment or anything else that technological advaanced progressive nations. The reason they show you those images is so people will think that they're good people that can be trusted and given your money. That includes sending your kids off to school at southern schools, yes there are pockets of wisdom and knowledge in the South (Samuel E Clemens for instance). For the most part sending your kids off to the South to become enlightened is like going to Saudi Arabia to find Water Parks. I know there are some great Southern DUers on here but for the most part they can verify what I post is true and I apologize to them if I offended them.