If you could choose the only 5 movies that Shrubbie McCokewanker gets in prison

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What would you choose?

Would you give him human-based movies, or give him the worst shlock you can imagine?

I have a feeling that the worst schlock - like Top Gun, Titanic, ET, Gone with the Wind, etc. - he'd actually enjoy the hell out of, so I'm gonna be wary of giving him shitty movies and just send him human-based movies that would cause him emotional and spiritual pain as he wastes away in the new International Prison for Despotic American War Criminals, perviously known as Gitmo.

I'm thinking:

Norma Rae

Fahrenheit 9-11

Gandhi (yeah, it's partly shmarmy, but still, it's about Gandhi, non-violence, and leadership by example)

A Beautiful Thing

Top Gun (I know, I said I wouldn't use it, but in this version matcom, DS1, ZombyWoof, GOPisEvil, Primate1 and I will have rewritten the script and overdubbed the dialogue)