Unfortunate Lounge thread title juxtapositions....

[ForrestGump]

Often notice these, and they can be real highlights of a DU experience.

For example, the one that prompted this post goes like this:

I can't remember the last time plcdude Thu Feb-01-07 02:47 PM
"The Test indicated that semen found in the goat belonged to a man." matcom Thu Feb-01-07 02:45 PM

It's not really a classic, as these things go, but it'll do in the absence of anything else.


Here're some more from the current crop...not too much out there right now, kind of all quiet on the juxtaposition front, but you never know when a classic one will come together. I think my favorite of those I've found in the last few minutes is the "bi" one:

When the sun goes down, and the tide goes out, trof Thu Feb-01-07 03:06 PM
Ethical dilemma -- what would you do? 1gobluedem Thu Feb-01-07 03:06 PM

I need to apologize to the lounge and the mods Cannikin Thu Feb-01-07 09:26 AM
And I find it kinda funny,and I find it kinda sad............ Swede Thu Feb-01-07 09:24 AM

Start a DU Rumor lionesspriyan... Thu Feb-01-07 09:07 AM
MOONINITES BLEW UP DU!!! MonkeyFunk Thu Feb-01-07 09:04 AM

A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor.....and says..... HEyHEY Thu Feb-01-07 03:18 AM
Angelina Jolie to film Ayn Rand's 'bible of selfishness' Thankfully_in... Thu Feb-01-07 03:08 AM

Words in a post guaranteed to pump up the views. ohiosmith Thu Feb-01-07 02:25 AM
Bum. Lautremont Thu Feb-01-07 02:08 AM

Bi KamaAina Wed Jan-31-07 08:42 PM
The "What are a couple of letters among friends?" name game struggle4prog... Wed Jan-31-07 08:40 PM

Things you would never hear a DUer say... KitchenWitch Wed Jan-31-07 08:19 PM
People can be so wonderful and understanding sometimes SeattleGirl Wed Jan-31-07 08:18 PM

Post a picture of your "best feature"... Robb Wed Jan-31-07 06:46 PM
Whatever happens, don't look at this picture. Prisoner_Numb... Wed Jan-31-07 06:40 PM


See any out there?

From GD or any other forum, for that matter...heck, maybe it'd give some of us a reason to head over to GD again.




EDIT: these juxtapositions can yield some true insight in to real social issues, too, in this case the often ridiculous results of legal proceedings:

Woman Drowns Her 3 Children In Lake - Gets 10 Year Sentence matcom Thu Feb-01-07 03:55
Dancing Around The World Blue-Jay Thu Feb-01-07 03:54 PM