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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 12:55 AM
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The funniest Chinese fortune evah
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A friend and I went out for Chinese food tonight, and as is customary, got two fortune cookies at the end of the meal.

Mine was pretty typical: "look for an opportunity on Thursday". (I'm hoping it wasn't this Thursday, owing to the day being almost over...)


Hers read: "an alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly".


I wonder what the hell they have to put in their food to make that one come true... :yoiks:

I think we burned all our dinner calories off laughing... :silly: :rofl:
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