Scott Baio Mistook Corduroy Couch For Erin Moran's Vagina - Made Love To It

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Let me just preface this post by saying I would never, ever willingly watch this stupid show but I did accidentally catch a few minutes of it while flipping past VH1 trying to find The History Channel or CNN or something. Seriously, that’s the way it happened.

And in just those few moments that I was exposed to, I know my life will never be the same. Scott was talking to a life coach about his problems with women and she asked him (in a moment of complete spontaneity) who was the first person he ever had sex with. His answer? Erin Moran of course. I can’t even bring myself to make a Joanie Loves Chachi joke.

But wait, that’s not even the frightening part. In another completely spontaneous moment, the life coach asks Scott to recount the first time.

Here’s Scott’s account of his first time. “A friend’s apartment. First time…we’re on a couch that is corduroy, and I’m thinking this is really uncomfortable. This is not feeling good at all. And…and I mistook the couch for her. I was making love to a couch. Then all the sudden I found the mark…etc etc..”

OMG! Scott Baio fucked a freaking couch! AND couldn’t tell that it wasn’t Erin Moran’s vagina. There are no words.

http://www.metadish.com/2007/07/16/scott-baio-is-45and-single-scott-admits-to-having-sex-with-a-couch/