This is the funniest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[Mobius]

Its a State of the Union adress generator. Pretty please make your own and post them back in this thread. Here is what I got:
my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the lobbyist whores who started this the flush of a toilet. Last March, Ken Layard , a mastermind of Columbus Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and French authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Barney the Dinosaur, who was a key player in the Child prostitution party in Cambodia in Iraq that killed over 200 used condoms . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 666 of their known leaders have now been choked or muddied.0very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining voting machine scams who hide in fraternities and pleas and, one by one, we will bring the lobbyist whores to justice.


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