Reply #7: Just don't forget the olive

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I'm a bit of a fan of dirty martinis.

(Trapper has just opened a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer)
Hawkeye: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. Would you care for a martini?
Trapper: A martini? Yeah, I'd love a martini.
Hawkeye: Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini.
(to Trapper)
Hawkeye: I'm sure you will find them satisfactory. They're quite dry.
(sips from his glass)
Trapper: Don't you guys use olives?
Duke: Olives? Where in the hell do you think we are, man?
Hawkeye: We have had to make certain concessions for the war; we ARE three miles from the front line.
Trapper: Yeah, but without olives,
(reaches into coat pocket and pulls out a jar of cocktail olives - drops one into his glass)
Trapper: a martini just doesn't quite make it.
(Hawkeye and Duke stare dumbfounded at the olive)