10 Reasons Why I love El Lay

[Taverner]

I could never live there, but now that it's a part of my territory, I get to go almost weekly. Even though driving LA is a bitch, there are many other reasons it rocks.

1 - Downtown LA: It's best kept secret!

2 - FAMILY PANTS!!! FAMILY PANTS!!!

3 - Seeing shows at the Greek is fun

4 - Venice, Santa Monica and Claremont

5 - LA Hipsters are hipper than SF Hipsters (but then again, the SF Hipsters are better hipsters, because being a hipster means shunning the hip...)

6 - Dude is used as a noun, verb, conjunction, adverb, adjective and preposition.

7 - Pretty soon, you too will refer to 101 as "THE 101"

8 - Everyone there is beautiful. EVERYONE!!

9 - It's still California

10 - FAMILY PANTS!!!!