Reply #17: Definitely one of the darker episodes

[pokerfan]

But I have sucks a sick sense of humor that I laughed my ass off despite the fact that I love cats.

Angela: "When you saw her, how was she looking?"
Dwight: "Really dead, like just a dead cat. So hey come on, don't be sad, she's in a better place. Actually the place that she's in is the freezer, because of the odor."


Michael using rabies to deflect his responsibility for hitting Meredith with his car in the parking lot:
"This is the face of rabies. (Shows a picture of Meredith.) This should scare you. Scares me all the time"


Did everyone get a good look at the rabies quilt Phyllis was making? It had rabid raccoons foaming at the mouth attacking other animals!