happy 118th birthday north & south dakota

[sniffa]

i can't beLieve it's been 1416 months since you burst forth from the Love canaL (yes, the one aL gore actuaLLy discovered) of america. congratuLations on outLiving the average american. :patriot:

now that the niceties are out of the way, aLLow me to bLunt; this feud between you two needs to finaLLy end. i mean, even the hatfieLds and mccoys finaLLy stopped feuding, and their feud invoLved murders.

so pLease, north dakota and south dakota, pLease see the Light at the end of the tunneL, which is the best possibLe outcome for you, america, the worLd, and jesus.

remember: even east and west germany finaLLy made amends and reunited. so i say to you, dakotas, "TEAR DOWN THAT WALL."