Reply #9: A friend of mine bought something from there last week.....

[SacredCow]

something for his PC, but when he got home he realized it wasn't compatible so he turned right around to take it back. After waiting in the line forever, he wasn't in the mood to hear about their huge restocking fee. "What are you talking about?" he said, "I'll go put the damn thing back on the shelf myself, if it's THAT big of a deal."

"That's the policy, sir. I can't do anything about it."

Next thing you know, he's practically screaming, "THAT'S IT, BABY- PINCH MY NIPPLES!!! YEAH, DO IT!!!" Every head in the store was turned that direction. Needless to say, they were shocked and urged him to lower his voice...

"Well, I'm sorry," he says, (still rather loudly) "That's just what I like when I'm being fucked, and you're sure as hell trying to fuck me!"

They couldn't give him his full refund fast enough... Just wish I had been there to see it in person!