Why is it so hard to get into a fight when the guy you wanna beat deserves it?

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Last night I was at the pub and talking to this girl I know. Her guy friend came over and asked if she had a light and she passed him a lighter and dropped it, it landed at my feet. I leaned over and grabbed it and gave it to the guy. Then he stood up and purposely dropped it again. I said, "You're getting it this time." Then he says, "I was just busy admiring your sweater." (I was wearing a cable-knit). I said, something back, what I can't remember.
Then, I followed the guy outside. He was having a cigarette and so I lit one up and got really close to him and just started giving him the, "Hey, douchebag, let's rumble" look. And he wouldn't even make eye contact. So, I said, "Don't wanna look at my sweater now?" And he still wouldn't make eye contact.

Made me mad, that guy needed and ass-kicking.