Reply #20: A very drunk barfly took out her teeth and offered a gumjob to any takers

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When one gut got up, people literally ran out of the place screaming. I'm not ashamed to say I was one of them

Another time I was in a bar when a madman (who I knew from the neighborhood) came in waving a gun, locked the front door and robbed the place. But he didn't take any money. He just wanted to drink free and wouldn't let anyone leave

Another time I was in a bar and two guys were trying to impress women by burning money.

Another time, I was seeing The Radiators at the Lone Star Cafe, a place where the best seats were in the balcony but only if you got a seat right at the front of the balcony. My friend and I got to good seats and the two girls who were behind us wanted our seats and started going into the whole "You should be a gentleman and give your seats to a lady", so I spent the whole night letting other women sit in my seat while smirking at her. She was giving me the finger all night. At the end of the night, she asked to go home with her. I dissed her. I'm cheap, but I'm not easy