Consumer Alert! The free prostate exams in the Safeway parking lot are a SCAM!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Just heard it on the news. If you shop at the Safeway, DO NOT sign up for the free prostate exam offered by the doctor in the white Ford Econoline van parked over by the ATM machines. An investigative report from local news station KNBC-11 has revealed that:

1). Most licensed physicians do not operate out of Ford Econoline vans in grocery store parking lots.

2). Most licensed physicians do not play "Close The Door Baby" by Teddy Pendergrass in the background while administering a prostate exam.

3). Most licensed physicians might ask "do you feel any pain" while administering a prostate exam, but virtually none ask "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

4). "Roofies" are not officially sanctioned in the medical community and are not "an important prerequisite" to a prostate exam, especially if the "doctor" hands you ten of them and a Mike's Hard Lemonade to wash them down.

Be informed during this holiday season. "Just Say No." There's no such thing as a free lunch, OR a free prostate exam in an unmarked white van in a supermarket parking lot.

Happy Holidays,

A.V.

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