Reply #23: Wow, glad I read the "privacy policy" before sharing...Let's take this point by point.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

I'm a "let 'em eat scungilli" kind of person. For proper emphasis you need to say it the Italian way:

"HEY! Let 'em eat SCOON-GEEL!"

DECLARE myself? YOU TALKIN' TO ME?



Rules? I got your rules RIGHT HERE!



Polite? Here's some polite for ya. GET OUTTA MY FACE!



Correct? See that highway? Choose between IT and MY WAY. Good. Now get back in the effin' car, sit sown, strap in, and shut up!



Offend no one? Oh, did I offend someone? Well EXCUSE me ALL OVER THE PLACE (Hat tip to Robert Mitchum in the "Cape Fear" remake)



In a rush? First I say HELLO, then I get down REAL LOW and take it REAL SLOW (I have no idea what that means. It just sounded good).



Do I assume a basic level of intelligence in my readers? YES, yes I do. Then I take my best efforts and dumb' em down so that a friggin' CHIMP could understand them and mock my readers as they complain, criticize me, and attempt to verbally disembowel me with the writing skills of a five year old.



Do I throw caution to the wind? HEY! Throw THIS (OK, I know that was weak. YOU TALKIN' TO ME?)



Wait a minute...what the hell do you mean by my "LITTLE" title heading?



More? Oh, yes...there's ALWAYS more. Sometimes people click on my threads thinking there couldn't possibly be more, and there it is...MORE.



"Saving people the time and trouble of clicking?" Save THIS! (Weak again...SUE me)



First rule of show biz: Always leave them wanting more, A.K.A. "brutally cut their immense enjoyment short"



Eager anticipation of human contact with me? WHO said I was HUMAN? Maybe I'm a highly advanced lab creation, tough guy.



Cold brick wall? I'll giev YOU a cold brick wall! (Jeezis, are we at the END of this thread yet? I haven't answered THIS many questions since the frigging S.A.T.s...)



"As I see it?" HEY! Who asked YOU! Are you askin' ME?



Strong sense of aesthetics? YES! I have a strong sense that aesthetics are only for the WEAK and that Darwin was RIGHT...the herd WILL be THINNED, starting with the people who have a strong sense of aesthetics.



EVERY line...EVERY line is a PERFECT line! As Lou Reed once said, "My s**t is worth most people's diamonds." Of course, Lou said that when he was strung out on coke and heroin and meth and I, by comparison, have only had a couple of ice-cold Guinness draughts. But I can tell you I'll be drinking at LEAST a couple more after replying to THIS nonsense!



"EOM"

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