There was a drug raid last night.. IN MY HOUSE

[SoCalDem]

Yesterday I was looking for a pen, and ran across two packets of catnip in a kitchen drawer.. I laid it on the counter so I could round up the refillable "mouses" and this morning when I woke up.. THE CATNIP HAS BEEN STOLEN..

The usual suspects have been questioned, but no one has confessed..

Mommie Cat.. arrived here, young, hungry and knocked up..after a rough life on the streets..her "drug habits" were unknown to us

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Uncle Willie...very evil..has literally bitten and clawed and punctured the hands that fed him.. He is a dangerous character.. and sneaky


His handiwork:


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Sammy..Aka The Bubby

even as a baby he had an attraction for "the bottle"


Now an oversized OAF, I would put nothing beyond him.. except his limited ability to hoist his 28 lb frame on top of the counter.. his MO, is more like hiding behind things and leaping out as others pass by..

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Sara... a sneaky attack artist.. known to have an attraction to human earlobes..not for biting, but for their apparent resemblance to the milk delivery system she had as an orphaned newborn

Then



Now

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Sweetie Pie..aka Sweets.. a timid soul, and rarely the one to instigate any trouble..

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Chinny-chin was sequestered with her companion and could not have been a part of the crime..(She and her companion do not "play well with others", so they have their own private quarters, and could not have been involved)

Her companion, Queen of the Universe, Amber..


Current investigation is leaning toward THIS culprit.

Starvin' Marvin ..He is devious, he is sneaky, he is a "jumper", and he does love the catnip.. More investigation will be forthcoming...