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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 04:56 PM
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6. An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond guy are eating lunch
20 floors up on a worksite.

The Irish construction worker says, "Damn, corned beef again! I swear if I have this tomorrow I'm going to jump!"

The Mexican feller says, "I know what you mean! Burritos again! If I have this tomorrow I'm gonna jump!"

The Blond dude says, "yup, bologna again! If I have this tomorrow I'm gonna jump!"

Next day..

Irish dude opens lunchbox, looks in then sails off the building to his death.

Mexican dude follows suit after finding yet another burrito in his pail.

Blond guy opens his and yells "Bologna!" as he plummets to his death.


Few days later at the funeral...

The Irish wifey says, "If I woulda known.. I would have sent him with something else."

The Mexican wife repeats this sentiment, "yea! I would have sent tacos, enchiladas.. something!"

The Blonde's wife sits silent

Naturally the other two wives start glaring at her...

The blonde's wife says, "Dang! Don't look at me! He packs his own lunch"

:hi:
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