Reply #62: Dazed and Confused

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Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost outta beer.

All right, all right, all right.

Say, man, you got a joint?
No, not on me, man.
It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.