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and people from all corners of the galaxy were thronging to DU to participate. Even Dumbyass was there waiting for his turn to sing "The Green Grass of Home", and hopefully take home the prize. Of course, we all know how hard he works; and while he was waiting, he called Donald Rumsfeld on his cellphone, to get his daily briefing. Rumsfeld concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His Secret Service men were stunned by this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President stood, head in hands.
Finally, the President looked up and asked one of them, "How many is a brazillion?"
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