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Mortal Kombat
I went and saw that one when it came to the $1 theater...well worth it. :P
But then, I like Gerard Depardieu in just about anything...:loveya:
As a freshly-minted biology minor, I found "Goro, half dragon, half human, Prince of Pain" disturbing for a number of reasons...
"Hope to gods the dragon was the mother on that cross...
"You'd think he'd need at least a vestigial dragon's tail for balance, you know? Just he's got a really high center of gravity for such a bad-ass fighter, is what I'm on about..."
"How many hearts does this guy have? I mean, LOOK at the size of him, and it's mostly torso (and 4 arms)...that takes a LOT more blood volume and demand on the circulatory system than just somebody who's big and all hulked out..."
At this point my friend told me to STFU and just enjoy the show.
I'm fun at movies...:crazy:
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