Rescued another Kitten last night

[8 track mind]

I was over at my neighbors house having a beer out in his garage last night when a dull white flash caught my eye. The white flash was some sort of critter that ran under my neighbor's 1940 Chevy business coupe. I managed to crawl halfway under the car and retrieve a very dirty and very skinny kitten.

This little kitten is white with a black dot on it's face and a ringed tail. It's totally friendly, wants nothing more than to be picked up and held. She is so relaxed that when you pick her up, it's like picking up a wet rag. I brought it home and the wife and i got to work. We put her in the bathroom while the wife got the kitty carrier and a spare litter box. I prepped the food and water.

This kitten ate and ate and ate and ate some more, and drank all the water that she could get. over the course of 1 hour she ate a whole can of wet food. When i would try to take her empty food bowl away she would bat at my hand and mew a bit. we had to take her collar off because it was extremely tight and filthy.

She finished eating, played for a bit, and promptly fell asleep on top of the tank of the toilet. Overnight it dropped the worst stink bomb i have ever smelled in my life. I mean this was paint peeling, tile buckling, weapons grade kitten poo. Iran doesn't need the atom bomb; they could intimidate anyone in the world with a teaspoon of this stuff. I guess her pipes are cleaning out.

This has to be some kid's pet that they got bored with and the parents kicked it out of the house (i have a pretty good idea what house it came from). You have to be a real self centered dickhead to kick a kitten out of the house so it can fend for itself.