Have you ever picked up something and didn't know what it was but put it in your mouth anyway?

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I just picked up something off my desk I thought was an errant sliver of chocolate from a protein bar I was just eating. So I picked it up and chewed on it for a sec. I don't know what the heck it was, but after determining it wasn't a sliver of chocolate, I spit it out in disgust.

You know, when I was a young child, in Catholic school, someone left a salt packet under my desk. And I broke it open and tasted it. A great little girl, I wonder where she is now, made it a point to schreech out how gross that was, and the entire class looked at me like I was some nasty visitor from Mars. Traumatic for me at the time, but I didn't see the big deal then, and I still don't.

So, yeah, I found this thing on my desk, and, pretty sure of what it was, I put it in my mouth.

Does that make me some weirdo?

Wait, I just spotted this. I'm almost certain this is chocolate. Hang on a sec...