Reply #46: Years ago I saw an episode that should be considered a classic.

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It was a domestic disturbance call & when the police got to the scene, a rather large woman was in the front yard, holding down her husband whom she hog-tied with a coiled telephone cord. He was very drunk & she was giving him what-for; he was so angry, but harmless since he was tied up well & was much smaller than his wife. The police were impressed (& amused) at how well she had tied him up. If I remember correctly, she wanted to stop him from driving her car.