Reply #1: One month to vacate?

[Dogmudgeon]

That doesn't sound right.

A call or two to a friendly judge or JP should be helpful.

Incidentally, "Realtor" is a service mark of a company that has spent fifty years confusing the public between "Real Estate Agent" and "Realtor". Realtors often come with much higher price tags!

You're in politics, right? Now is probably the time for you to throw your weight around.

"Someday, you know, I'll be older, have better credit, and the ability to make your life unpleasant ..."

Good luck!

--bkl