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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 01:44 PM
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17. Used to wear less. But now that I'm old...
Listen, people, the first thing to go are the eyes! They sag from the top and bag from the bottom, no matter what you do to prevent it. I have one eye that's sagged more than the other, so now I have to apply the "Parthenon Principle" to my own face in order to attain symmetry. So I shape my left eyebrow to make it look higher, and highlight the eyelid in such a way that my eye looks larger. Thank God I took art classes as a kid!

Anyway, young thangs, maybe by the time you hit the half-century mark, there'll be better, non-surgical options for ya. (Don't go under the knife--why cut open a healthy body and leave it at risk for infection or improper anathesia?). In the meantime, makeup really does help.
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