Reply #13: Greetings from Kentwood, Michigan!

[UrbScotty]

1. You're going to spend the evening with the Big Dog. You can do anything except talk politics. What will the two of you do? Talk about Chelsea, Chelsea, and more Chelsea. :evilgrin:

2. As penance, you have to spend the evening with one living Republican. You have to be nice to him, and you can't talk politics. Which Republican and what will you do? Gerald Ford lived not far from here, and represented my area in Congress for 25 years. I'd ask him about his football days (he was a star at the University of Michigan, and he turned down a pro football contract), his family, and living in West Michigan.

3. What's your favorite wood? Pinewood (that's the name of a local middle school)

4. What form of birth control do you use? Abstinence
4a. If you had your choice, what would you use? Abstinence (I know, I know)

5. Your city was just overrun with freepers, who demand that you move. Where, within 1000 miles of where you live now, will you go? Suburban Detroit, where my aunts, uncles, and cousins live. My extended family rocks! B-)

6. Would you rather have a case of beer, a case of wine, a case of hard liquor, or a kilogram of marijuana? (Assume all are legal and permitted by your employer.) Wine

7. Give one embarrassing fact about the city you live in now. The school board and teackhers union are embroiled in a contract dispute with few signs of progress.

8. What's your favorite household task? Cooking
8a. And what's your least favorite? Cleaning

9. Name a city you've been to you never want to go to again. I'm lucky enough not to have such a city in mind.

10. If freepers didn't exist, what group would you tell ethnic jokes about? I honestly don't know.