Reply #15: For one thing, good sir, shit is now an acceptable word for broadcast

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so long as it's used as a reference to the physical form of poo, not the actual process of pooing. For example, "Hey, you've got shit all over you" is acceptable to the FCC; whereas "You've just shit all over yourself" is not.

If you dislike my choice of words, I suggest you pick up a nearby pen, wipe the shit off it, and write a letter to your local representative.

State Representative Marie J. Parente
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Boston, MA 02133
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