Reply #44: What? Life is too short to spend it with skinny supermodels!

[Spiffarino]

I mean, look at Ann Coulter (not too long kids...you'll turn to stone). Who'd want to hug that bonebag?

My wife lost a lot of weight a year ago, so I tried to tempt her with fine chocolates to get her back to where she was when I met her. I liked her just fine, dammit! Then she tells me, "I'm not doing this for you. It's for me." Well, that iced it. She's happy, and that's what matters.

BTW, if I were putting a little weight gain powder in her morning breakfast cereal you wouldn't tell, right?