MINNELLI TO SING DUET WITH * USH AT CONVENTION!!!!

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

DUBYA:
I could while away the hours
Conferrin with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel every riddle
For any "individul"
In trouble or in pain

LIZA:
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain

DUBYA:
Oh I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit
And think some more

I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain

I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

Gosh it would be awful pleasin'
To reason out the reason
For things I can't explain

Then perhaps I'll deserve 'ya
And be even worthy er've 'ya
If I only had a brain

POSTED THIS EARLY ONE AM AND GOT NO RESPONSE...I THINK I'M QUITE THE WITTY FELLOW!!!LOL