Since when did American quarters get all this crap jammed up on them?

[Goathead]

So instead of one quarter style we have fifty. Well, that is just fuckin' great. Now to pay for something I have to be able to interpret hieroglyphics or some shit. They couldn't be elegant and tasteful, no, no, every state had to go and pack every single state symbol on their quarter. What's this? I need to buy smokes. Let's see... I got a cowhead, a diamond, a tree branch, a guy rowing a boat, and a racecar crashing into a schoolhouse. Will that cover it? Wait, let me get the Rosetta stone out here so I can calculate my change. Jeebus, can't we Americans do anything without being so goddamn tacky?