Reply #181: OK. Two footnotes.

[noamnety]

1. The original footnote.
2. A second footnote which says "we don't really believe the first footnote, but we didn't want to come off as stalkerish like we've invented an entire personality to go with your new tie."

(possibly a third footnote)
3. Also, be advised that some people don't like this tie, and if it looks like we're gunning for you to get fired and clerk at a Marriott, it's not because we've imagined you as a having a hotel clerk personality.


wait, hang on, now we need:

4. Not that you couldn't handle that job, or that we specifically wouldn't want to see you in a hotel.


hmmmmmm. That might be too long, eh?


Ok, so two ties, two packages, and the first note ends with "continued ..."