Reply #33: But he hits a guy in the FACE with a SNAKE! Come on!

[jane_pippin]

That's worth it right there.

Of course it's going to suck. I want it to be worse than Teen Wolf Too. I want it to be worse than Battlefield Earth. I want it to be worse than if Teen Wolf Too and Battlefield Earth had a baby.

I want to see gore and blood and snakes and mayhem--the worse the better. I want to see teens making out and then getting swallowed whole by a snake. I want to see the captain's face get stuck in a snake's jaw, and then I want him to run around the cockpit with a flailing snake on his head. I want screaming flight attendants, screaming babies and screaming business men. I want a totally implausable plot, (if any), and I want to see Samuel L. Jackson get fed up with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

And then I want a sequel.

Fuck yeah. I can't wait.