Reply #29: I can top you all.

[Lyric]

Convinced a 19 year old naive country girl that he loved her beyond belief. Proposed on his knees at the airport, big old diamond ring and all. Was incredibly enthusiastic about the notion of having children, to the point of begging to go ahead and start a family now, because he'd "be getting his trust fund soon and money would never be a problem".

He got his trust fund, all right. He took the money, skipped the country to go live with some chick in Australia that he met online, and left me pregnant, stranded in another state, and abandoned. He has told his family (his Mom is a bit of a celebrity who lives in Ireland now) that I'm a whore, and that the baby isn't his, in order to make sure none of them think badly of him for what he did. He's never even bothered to call his son (who is now almost 7 years old) on the phone--much less visit him. I haven't seen him since the night he left, when I was about 3 months pregnant.

I was such a stupid, trusting IDIOT when I was young.