Reply #32: OK this one turned out really well!

[Mobius]

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the media whores who started this a fairly reported primary candidate. Last March, Bill O'Rielly , a mastermind of Inaugeration Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and inbred hillbillies authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Tucker "The Fucker" Carlson, who was a key player in the Skull and Bones initiation ceremony in Cherokee that killed over 200 huge sticky buds . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 324 of their known leaders have now been smoked or eaten.254927very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining democratic candidates who hide in advocates of free speech and scales of justice and, one by one, we will bring the media whores to justice.


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