Reply #279: FYI/FWIW, all these have already been taken:

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Aggressive Crotch Display
Alcoholocaust
Armageddon Dildos
Bass-O-Matic
Beard of Bees
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Bitter Fiddles
Bloated Scrotum
Blood of Abraham
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Butt Trumpet
The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair
The Chocolate Watchband
Corn Smut
The Crucifucks
Curious George and the Homophobes
Cycle Sluts From Hell
Dick Duck and the Dorks
Dicky Retardo
Disappointed Parents
Don Knotts Overdrive
Dumpster Juice
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
The Elastic Sausage
The Electric Rectum
Elvis Hitler
Exploding White Mice
Farm Accident
Fetus Fajitas
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Dustbunnies
Foreskin 500
Fromage d'Amour
Frosted Suede
Fudge Tunnel
Full Metal Chicken
The Glands of External Secretion
Go Nad Go
Grim Skunk
Halo of Flies
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Hermaphrochrist
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Impotent Sea Snakes
Individual Fruit Pie
The Inflatable Boy Clams
Insane Clown Posse
Iowa Beef Experience
Iron Prostate
Jabbering Trout
Jack Off Jill and the Chrome Cranks
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jiggle the Handle
The Jolly Naked Fishermen
Jon Cougar Concentrationcamp
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
JFKFC
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lubricated Goat
Lung Mustard
Manson-Nixon Line
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Microwavable Tree Frogs
Mighty Sphincter
Minnie Pearl Necklace
Minnie Pearl's Jam
The Mr. T Experience
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
The Most Sordid Pies
Naugahyde Chihuahuas
Negrosex
New Squids on the Dock
Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
Oedipussy
1000 Homo DJs
Ovarian Trolley
Pabst Smear
Paisley Brain Cells
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Phenobarbidolls
Pillowbiter
Polysorbate 80
Poop Shovel
Pop Smear
Pornhuskers
Porn on the Cob
Poultry in Motion
Pounded Clown
Pretentious Flamedogs
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Public Enema
Radical Vulvectomy
Raging Woodies
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
Rash of Stabbings
Rats of Unusual Size
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Rudimentary Peni
Runaway Wienerdog
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Brocolli
The Screaming Weasels
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Shit Bong
Small Ball Paul
Smoking Popes
Snot Rockets
Solosex
Speculum Fight
Stigmata a Go Go
Stone Pimple Toilets
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Sucking Chest Wound
Surfing Jesus
The Surf Maggots
Sweaty Nipples
Swingin' Johnsons
Swingin' Udders
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Testostertones
Throbbing Gristle
Thurston Howell's Boner
Titty Bingo
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Trotsky Icepick
Tubetop
Tumor Circus
Tupperware Death
28th Day
2000 Flushes
Virgin Prunes
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Vomit Launch
Vomitorium
The Von Zippers: Lederhosen unter, Bratwurst auf!
Voodoo Meat Bucket
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
White Trash Debutantes
Whorehouse of Representatives
World of Pooh
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
Wynona Ryders
The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeasty Girls
Yid Vicious & The Klezmerkins
Your Naked Mother
Zombies Under Stress
Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads
Zsa Zsa