Reply #1: Seriously. When I worked in a high profile position at a major hotel,

[Lil Missy]

this obviously mentally challenged woman told me the president of the company killed her lover 30 years prior. They had to transcript my call, because she promised to come snuff the office. The CEO called me to discuss the phone call.

Anyways, since I wouldn't offer her snuff money, she was going to shut down the Nebraska internets, and some other states I don't recall. I knew she was harmless. But I had to call the number back since the CEO asked. It was a nursing home. And she was going to snuff people who were already passed away.

Sometimes sick people aren't funny. They're just sick.

There but for the Grace of God, or whatever higher being, go you or I.