I swear the cats are trying to kill us off.

[davsand]

I swear to gawd my cat is plotting to kill me.

He keeps kneading on me. I know he's checking my internal organs for weakness.

He keeps on scratching in his kitty litter. I know he's practicing to bury my dead body.

He left me a dead animal on the doorstep. That was no gift, that was a warning.

That vomiting up grass stuff he does is his way of purging before combat.

He keeps on pawing at my face whenever I'm sleeping. The little bugger is plotting to smother me, I can tell.

He keeps on hiding under the table or on top of his cat tree. He's observing me for weakness.

I swear he tried to trip me this morning...

:scared:


Have you all noticed this behavior in your own cats? Is this some kind of cat uprising?


Laura