Reply #47: You, me and Michelangelo!

[yoyossarian]

I've heard that forcing a child to change from left to right-handedness
can really screw 'em up mentally... perhaps this is why other famous
lefties include Jack the Ripper, The Boston Strangler, Dillinger, John
Wesley Hardin and Pat Robertson!

And of course, Anti-Christ Ronald Reagan!--and the littler Anti-Christ
who issues forth from the first to continue the original's mischief,
George H. W. Bush--notable as lefties who leaned so hard to the right
that they destroyed America as we once knew it!

But Clinton and Obama are also lefties who embrace their natural tendencies
to undo the damage of their fallen brethren...

THIS guy was neither left nor right-handed--he was EXTREMELY ham-handed!



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So there have been great and terrible lefties throughout history; a
terrific list of same can be found at
http://www.indiana.edu/~primate/left.html

Joan of Arc was left-handed, as was Albert Schweitzer...
When we're good, we're VERY good... but when we're BAD... hoo boy!



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