Damn I Hate Spending 6 Bucks On Mealy Apples

[Mr. Ected]

I'm a notoriously poor judge of fruit at the grocery store. Invariably I choose the wrong peaches, plums, cantaloupe, and nectarines. They ain't cheap, either.

Oh sure, you can always steal a grape or cherry or two, but I'm afraid the produce manager will place me under a citizen's arrest if I were to sneak a bite out of his mangos.

At least I know what a Chips Ahoy cookie will taste like. And for only 3 bucks, it's a surefire cost saver.