Reply #36: SO many good answers in this thread

[WildEyedLiberal]

I voted for Tim Fucking Tebow, but all the rest of your choices were equally valid. I just hate Tebow more.

As far as individual sports go:

Baseball: YANKEES/RED SOX OMG RIVALRY!!!! (which no one outside the east coast/the respective fan bases cares about)

College basketball: DUKE/NORTH CAROLINA OMG RIVALRY!!! (which no one outside of the Atlantic South/the respective fan bases cares about)

College Football: USC!!!!! ALSO THE SEC, INCLUDING FLORIDA, LSU, FLORIDA, BAMA, AND DID WE MENTION FLORIDA!!!!!

NFL: BRETT FAVRE!!!!! ALSO THE GIANTS AND JETS AND PATRIOTS AND COWBOYS BUT MOSTLY BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!

Basically, if you're a Midwest sports fan and you don't give a shit about the Cubs and their lovable loser curse, you might as well not bother watching ESPN.