Reply #25: Years ago, when I was in the Army...

[MiddleFingerMom]

.
...I was an easy and VERY light sleeper. I had a good-sized Siamese cat who
would slip in during the cold months and sleep on my upper chest (I slept on
my back during those days). She would do it so quietly and daintily that I
don't remember ever waking up.
.
Until... ... ... I actually woke up. She always slept the same way (with her
butt an inch or two from my mouth). I imagine she may have slept that way
because I didn't have sweet sweet tunabreath.
.
But lemme tell ya... the morning breath I opened my eyes to every morning
was none-too-fresh, either.
.