Get your son a condom catheter and a mechanical pencil. Junior applies the cath (it rolls on--giving him a foley cath would be cruel and unusual punishment) and runs the hose down his pant leg before first bell. Also equip him with a milk bottle or something to hold the expressed urine.
When the teacher calls you to complain about the piss bottle under your son's desk, just explain that you used American Ingenuity to sideskirt a dictatorial situation, just like our Founding Fathers did hundreds of years ago. My bet is, he'll only need to do it once.
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