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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-10 07:35 PM
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3. I've been stroking out (or strokin' in the Free World)...
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...since the onset of pubescence.
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Reminds me of my girlfriend's pre-school boy who, when engaged in that activity in the bathtub
and told to stop it before he hurt himself (my GF said she was so ashamed of herself when she
heard those words coming out of her mouth), simply smiled and said, "Uh-UH, Mama... I do it
alla time and it doesn't hurt a BIT!!!"
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:rofl:
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Oh. Now I get it.
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Watch your sodium. Sweets probably don't have as direct an effect on stroke predisposition
as salts (unless they're responsible for much excess weight) but salt is a MAJOR factor... and
it's MUCH harder to restrict in your diet.
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Stay on the meds. Stay near... stay VERY near bathrooms (I call mine my YOU-GO-NOW pill.
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Don't smoke crack on a DAILY basis.
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Get an affectionate kitty.
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