John Kerry proves once again why he WILL be president in 2004

[devin79]

Once again John Kerry has proven his vast superiority over the moronic George Bush. Kerry has proven time and agin that he is: Cooler, smarter, tougher, more charasmatic, and far better looking then the "War Dodger" George Bush. While Bush was hiding under his bunk at the Texas National Guard base, Kerry was driving a gun boat up the Mekong Delta. While Bush was getting drunk and going AWOL, John Kerry was saving lives in Vietnam, just as JFK did in WWII.
Bush is a spoiled rich boy who isn't man enough to wear John Kerry's jock. Despite the best efforts of cowardly, moronic Republicans like Chris Matthews and Ann Coulter, John Kerry is fast becoming the man who in 2004, will kick Bush out on his sorry ass where he belongs.

PS. Once this happens losers like "Fat Boy" Chris Matthews and "RNC Butt Girl" Ann Coulter will start crying and pouting like the sissy's they are. Coulter will probably end up druynk and getting gangbanged by outlaw bikers in the local bar.